Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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