when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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