I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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