I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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