So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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