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i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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