okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
being pregnant is like rehab
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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