I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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