You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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