I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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