Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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