He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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