just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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