last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just pee around me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
