Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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