I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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