Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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