summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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