im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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