Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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