I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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