Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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