if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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