Pappa wants mamma naked
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
