I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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