I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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