we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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