i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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