she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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