He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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