I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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