butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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