I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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