In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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