1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
