i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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