do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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