i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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