You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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