I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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