It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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