Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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