sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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