i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What a dumb baby whore.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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