If i come over, it means nothing
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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