So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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