Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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