I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
time to smoke my breakfast
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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