We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we have officially lost it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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