Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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