its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Operation Purity has been aborted
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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