I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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