we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
