No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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