Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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