do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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