tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
ok first of all what the fuck
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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